831: Weather Radar

Ever notice how there aren't as many thunderstorms now as there were when you were a kid? Much like 'the shuffle on my MP3 player has a bias', this is occasionally true but universally believed. Brains are so interesting!

Explain XKCD: 831

1391: Darkness

This was actually wish #406. Wish #2 was for him to lose the ability to remember that each new wish wasn't my first.

Explain XKCD: 1391

1119: Undoing

I've been sneaking out at night and installing lamps on the underside of every photovoltaic panel I can find. Sure, there are upwards of 80% losses, but I prefer to think of them as nearly 20% gains.

Explain XKCD: 1119

261: Regarding Mussolini

Constantly stopping these briefings halfway through is becoming a pain.

Explain XKCD: 261

19: George Clinton

I still wish it were true.

Explain XKCD: 19