1226: Balloon Internet

I run a business selling rural internet access. My infrastructure consists of a bunch of Verizon wifi hotspots that I sign up for and then cancel at the end of the 14-day return period.

Explain XKCD: 1226

259: Clichd Exchanges

It's like they say, you gotta fight fire with clichés.

Explain XKCD: 259

197: Ninja Turtles

The henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.

Explain XKCD: 197

1501: Mysteries

At the bottom left: The mystery of why, when I know I needed to be asleep an hour ago, I decide it's a good time to read through every Wikipedia article in the categories 'Out-of-place artifacts', 'Earth mysteries', 'Anomalous weather', and 'List of people who disappeared mysteriously'.

Explain XKCD: 1501

303: Compiling

'Are you stealing those LCDs?' 'Yeah, but I'm doing it while my code compiles.'

Explain XKCD: 303