Every age: "I'm glad I'm not the clueless person I was five years ago, but now I don't want to get any older."
Explain XKCD: 907
1380: Manual for Civilization
We will have an entire wing of the library devoted to copies of book #26, because ohmygod it's the one where Jake and Cassie finally KISS!!!
Explain XKCD: 1380
589: Designated Drivers
Calling a cab means cutting into beer money.
Explain XKCD: 589
It's going in A collection of satellites skewered with pins and mounted in display boxes. Not necessarily MY collection.
Explain XKCD: 1243
You can do a lot better than 1% if you start keeping track of the patterns in what numbers people pick.
Explain XKCD: 628