907: Ages

Every age: "I'm glad I'm not the clueless person I was five years ago, but now I don't want to get any older."

Explain XKCD: 907

1380: Manual for Civilization

We will have an entire wing of the library devoted to copies of book #26, because ohmygod it's the one where Jake and Cassie finally KISS!!!

Explain XKCD: 1380

589: Designated Drivers

Calling a cab means cutting into beer money.

Explain XKCD: 589

1243: Snare

It's going in A collection of satellites skewered with pins and mounted in display boxes. Not necessarily MY collection.

Explain XKCD: 1243

628: Psychic

You can do a lot better than 1% if you start keeping track of the patterns in what numbers people pick.

Explain XKCD: 628