Protip: Any two-axis graph can be re-labeled 'coordinates of the ants crawling across my screen as a function of time'.
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981: Porn Folder
Eww, gross, you modified link()? How could you enjoy abusing a filesystem like that?
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You also refuse to buy Cisco products because you hate the Thong Song, O. Henry, Deep Space Nine, freshwater whitefish, teenaged Incan emperors, Brak's brother, and vegetable-based shortening.
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For years, I took the wrong lesson from that Monster Cable experiment and only listened to my music through alligator-clipped coat hangers.
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1692: Man Page
For even more info, see blarbl(2)(3) and birb(3ahhaha I'm kidding, just Google it like a normal person.
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